WARNING: This can be a funny post if read with the “right” frame of mind and/or perspective but I do WARN you, it’s very explicit and may be more information than some of you might want to know… that said… Happy Reading!

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There’s this guy. Let’s call him…err.. Jeremy. He and I have been chatting on MSN for ages - almost two years by my reckoning. - and our chats have always revolved around sex or the intend to have some. Together. I’ve always been curious about how good he is sexually since I’ve seen a pic of his face (and he looked cute) and he made these claims on his Gaydar profile about his techniques and how wonderful he could be. But in all this time of chatting, we never got it on…

I’ve tried to get him to come over to my place several times, the slut that I am, but for one reason or another it never happened - mostly because he pulls out thinking I’d be a dud or our timings were never quite right. Perhaps it’s a combination of him and I both having “needs” today, or my not going into too much of a preliminary discussion, i.e. I just instructed him to come over - but it finally happened today!

So…

He does have a cute face but he’s big, not just stocky but big (though not obese) which is fine, since I’ve done big before - I just have to jump right into it and not think too much! His dick is OK though not as big as he had promised - I’ve definitely done longer, though not necessarily thicker but his thickness is more due to skin than anything so it’s not really hard thick, more like a firm mattress with a thick pillow-top!

Now details. The kissing - it was fine but not sensuous, firm but not tender. He made all the right moves with his lips and tongue but somehow didn’t quite hit the right spot.

Now the fucking… it was jack-rabbit fucking.

Enough said.

It went on for a while but it wasn’t pleasurable because it was so mechanical. But it wasn’t painful either. It was also pretty pointless if you asked me - at least being on the receiving end - because after all, sex is supposed to be enjoyable.

He did rim (I’m not going to explain this if you don’t already understand what it means - google!) - which is more than what most men would do - but again, I felt it was mechanical, nothing special about it. It definitely didn’t get me going when it should have.

For a short while there I did enjoy being stuffed and he did wank me off. But I’ve had better orgasms, to say the least. This was far too perfunctory and I’d much rather have done it on my own! I’m definitely not seeing him again - I only wanted to satisfy my curiousity after such a long time chatting, so I got off on that!

He did say just before leaving - and thank God he wanted to leave immediately because I definitely couldn’t face him for much longer - that he wished he had come over sooner!!!

From start to finish, it lasted no more than 20 minutes, possibly 15 even - it was a fuck and run!

All this merely reinforces my general abstinence from casual sex - it’s usually no fun at all. In fact, it can be all hard work for little gain… but at least I did learn something today: what jack-rabbit fucking felt like! Oh… and don’t believe what they say in the profiles!

  

Posted on January 28th, 2007 by jl
Filed under: Life's gay!